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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 21 Jan 2018


Joke 1

Real change

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Joke 2

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are. - Zen Proverb

Joke 3

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first."

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

Joke 4

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Joke 5

A couple was sitting in the park.

Two dogs that were romping on the grass started to lick each other's faces.

The girl said, "They look like they're kissing."

The boy replied. "If you wouldn't mind, I think I'd like to give that a try."

The girl said, "I don't mind, but I'd be careful. The big white dog looks like it could be dangerous."

Joke 6

A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.

When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina, the woman slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has just asked her.

The same thing happens three consecutive days and the woman decides to tells her husband.

The husband says to the wife; "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door."

The next day the same man comes again and when the woman opens the door he asks, "Do you have vagina?"

The woman says, Yes."

The man then responds, Good! Then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife!"

Joke 7

A mother was determined to break through the generation gap and have a meaningful conversation with her pre-teen about her first day back at school.

The mother asked, "Did you have a good day?"

The daughter responded with, "Yeah."

Trying to prod a more detailed response, the mother inquired, "Do you like school this year?"

The daughter said, "Well, sort of."

Again pressing the point, the determined mom asked, "Well, how much did you like it?"

As a sign of the way smart phones have changed the way young people think, the daughter replied, "I like it. But, I only like it about two bars."

Joke 8

Q: How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
A: Use the rear defrogger.

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